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What is the proper toast for someone drinking colonoscopy prep?
Bottoms up!

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“Don’t worry, getting an еrестiоn at this stage of the process is perfectly typical,” my doctor advised as he prepared me for the colonoscopy exam procedure.
“I don’t have an еrестiоn,” I explained.
“No, but I have,” he said.

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I’m not saying my Proctologist has the fattest index finger I’ve ever seen.
But it’s definitely up there.

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Q: What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
A: The proctologist only handles one a**hole at a time.

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