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When I see lovers Wenn ich Namen von Liebespaaren in Bäume eingeritzt sehe, denke ich nicht: "Ach, wie süß." Nein, ich denke: "Erstaunlich, wie viele Leute ein Messer zu einem Date mitbringen." Als ik de namen van geliefden in een boom zie gegraveerd, vind ik het niet schattig of romantisch. Ik vind het raar hoeveel mensen messen meenemen op dates. Когато видя имената на влюбените, издялкани в дърво, не мисля, че е сладко. Мисля, че е притеснително колко много хора носят ножове на срещите си Όταν βλέπω τα ονόματα των εραστών χαραγμένα σε ένα δέντρο, δεν το βρίσκω χαριτωμένο ή ρομαντικό. Βρίσκω περίεργο πόσοι άνθρωποι παίρνουν μαχαίρια μαζί τους στα ραντεβού. Cand vad numele Indragostitilor si inimioare sculptate pe copaci nu Mi se pare totusi atat de romantic. Ma gandesc Ca e chiar ciudat cum de atat de multi oameni pleaca La intalnire cu cutitul dupa... Liebespaaren ritzen deren Namen in Bäume. Aber warum bringt da überhaupt jemand ein Messer mit zum Date?
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One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax.
On his way to the lake one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures him to stop.
Our guy rolls down the window. “How can I help you?”
“I am the red b-таrd of the asphalt, you got something to eat?”
With a smile on his face he hands one of his sandwiches to the red dressed guy and drives away. Not even five minutes later he comes across another guy.
This time the guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving him to stop.
A bit irritated our guy stops, cranks down the window. “What can I do for you?”
“I am the yellow ваsтаrd of the asphalt, you got something to drink?”
Hardly managing to smile this time he hands to the guy a can of soda and then stomps on the pedal and takes off again.
In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.
To his frustration he sees another guy on the side of the road, dressed all in blue, making a hand signal to stop him.
Not quite willing our guy decides to stop a last time.
He rolls his window down and yells to the guy, “I know, you’re the blue ваsтаrd of the asphalt. But just what the heck do you want?”
“Driver’s license and registration please.”
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