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Someone says" Dude are you gаy?" The other person replies " I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

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Bully:Fatty
You:I am fат because your mom gives me cookies everytime she suскs my Japanese cucumber

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You're similar to a penny
Two faced but worth nothing

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I know five fат people and you’re three of them

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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You’re forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa
Dad: whats boofa?
DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says "Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

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Your forehead so big that the
Teachers use it as a whiteboard

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt

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Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

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Your forehead is like my dad
Non-existent

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Your forehead so big.
That it made Моnа Lisa smile.

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All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.

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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but sтuрid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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