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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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When a miget smokes wееd do they get high or medium

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging

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What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.

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What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.

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Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree
But the tree left him hanging

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People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.

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The whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.

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Q How can you tell the sun is a boy
A it rises every morning

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The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning…

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Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me

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Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN

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I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.

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Why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!

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What’s the difference between puppies and orphans
The puppies actually get adopted

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Your adopted

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