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Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

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Your forehead is so big, your face is on ur сhin.

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Your forehead is like my dad
Non-existent

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All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar… oh wait.

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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but sтuрid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

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I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

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What did one тамроn say to the other тамроn when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up сunтs!

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Whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball
Rocket league

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Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke.
What was it?
Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.

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Why can black people can
Post offensive jokes about
Making fun of white people
But white people can’t post
Offensive jokes about making fun of black people
Because white people have
White privilege
Does it cycle?

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What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

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Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

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What do you call 6 gаy men going to war ?
Rainbow 6 siege

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Why did the вuм get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky

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If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,…,. . Would Greece help!

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