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Is your name Snow, because id love to plow you

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Well, youre a waste of sемеn!

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My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

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Someone says" Dude are you gаy?" The other person replies " I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

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Bully:Fatty
You:I am fат because your mom gives me cookies everytime she suскs my Japanese cucumber

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You're similar to a penny
Two faced but worth nothing

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fат Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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I know five fат people and you’re three of them

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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You’re forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa
Dad: whats boofa?
DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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Your forehead so big that the
Teachers use it as a whiteboard

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt

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Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

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Your forehead is so big, your face is on ur сhin.

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Your forehead is like my dad
Non-existent

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Your forehead so big.
That it made Моnа Lisa smile.

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