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When i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you

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🌍:You’re so hot!
🌎:How are you single?
☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!

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Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

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What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

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My dad coming back.

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Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!

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My friend says to me:
“What rhymes with orange” I said:
“No it doesn’t”

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Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

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What do oranges sweat?
Orange Juice 🍊❤️

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands

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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you
Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke
Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL
Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud
Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!

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How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? – Use a news anchor.

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What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.

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Two windmills were standing in a wind farm, one asked whats your favorite type of music, the other one replied… IM A BIG METAL FAN

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You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out:
“Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

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