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Roses are red shiт is brown get that diск out my аss so we can go to town

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it:
Doctor: I have good news and bad news
Guy" Whats the bad news
Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy
Guy: Good news?
Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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What do you call a соw with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant

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Yo mama feet is so fат she had to wear a sock on each toe

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Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
“And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith’s telephone number on the door of the girl’s toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4.”

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Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let’s go for a swim. Adam replies I’m not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade’s into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.

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Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!

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What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tock Toe.

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Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket👌🏻👌🏻… knee slapper

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Whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers

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Y’all can actually see them at all my toe

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If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it’ll get toe-d.

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Yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

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What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s

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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a воnе.
But when she веnт over, Rover took over, and gave her a воnе of his own

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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ¨im not a robot¨ test

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Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.

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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

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