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The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning…

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I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

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Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me

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I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.

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Why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!

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What’s the difference between puppies and orphans
The puppies actually get adopted

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Your adopted

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When i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you

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🌍:You’re so hot!
🌎:How are you single?
☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!

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Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

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A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey”
“no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.

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What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

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Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!

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My friend says to me:
“What rhymes with orange” I said:
“No it doesn’t”

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Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

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What do oranges sweat?
Orange Juice 🍊❤️

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.

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