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I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.

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Why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!

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What’s the difference between puppies and orphans
The puppies actually get adopted

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🌍:You’re so hot!
🌎:How are you single?
☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!

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Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

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A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey”
“no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.

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What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

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My dad coming back.

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Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!

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My friend says to me:
“What rhymes with orange” I said:
“No it doesn’t”

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Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

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What do oranges sweat?
Orange Juice 🍊❤️

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Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands

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Orange you glad to see me?

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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you
Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke
Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL
Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud
Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!

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How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? – Use a news anchor.

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