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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball

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These ain’t jokes these just sad truths

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What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.

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A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

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Want to watch Titanic?
No, I’m not on board for it.

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I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

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What is the titanic’s favorite mint?
Icebreakers

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Do you want to play titanic?
When i say iceberg you go down on me

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The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”

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Titanic - “yo look at that sеxy ваве of an iceberg, lets hit her”

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One time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Two people just met. One said,
“We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back,
“Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said,
“Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

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What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

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It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think,
“I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? – A barber.

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Want to know why parents don’t get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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When you’re the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: i like you… don’t go to school tomorrow.

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I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

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