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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball

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These ain’t jokes these just sad truths

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Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense.

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A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

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Want to watch Titanic?
No, I’m not on board for it.

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I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

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What is the titanic’s favorite mint?
Icebreakers

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Do you want to play titanic?
When i say iceberg you go down on me

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The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”

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Titanic - “yo look at that sеxy ваве of an iceberg, lets hit her”

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One time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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What is common in my AirPods and Titanic…
They sync properly …

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What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

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It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think,
“I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? – A barber.

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Want to know why parents don’t get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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When you’re the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: i like you… don’t go to school tomorrow.

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