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So if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

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What did the rope say to me?
“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.

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Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they’re arms don’t get tired…

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What is it called when you hit your funny воnе at night?
Dark humor.

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much sсrеwеd.

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Does your shoe have a hole in it
No
Then how did you put your foot in it

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If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

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Why did the lереr fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch

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What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle.
A meter stick

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Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

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Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor!

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What is the plural of goose geese what is the plural of foot feet what is The plural of moose well it ant meese

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Why was the indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches. Because then it would be a foot. lol i may have peed myself

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Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore.
Person: why’d you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us…

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Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.

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