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I’m a clown…
And everyone nose.

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“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker

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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’d be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

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Yo momma so fат that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

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How did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted

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Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

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Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?”
“Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?”
“Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?”
“Everywhere”
“Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?”
“Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?”
“She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?”
“Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.

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Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

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Why can’t the employee tell dirтy laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.

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Why is the mermaid so dirтy?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid

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If someone calls you dirтy minded just say
You are dirтy minded as well if you understand what im saying

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Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirтy dishes, messes, and over population

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