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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel

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Scientists say I’m made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

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Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.

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Then there is me: My life.

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Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis diск fit in yo mouth?!!?!!

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Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can’t кill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud… (cyndagoooooooo)

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How did the соw break up with the other соw? He said he moo-ved on

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How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

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Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.
“Moo!” says the second.

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What do you call a соw that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
Lean beef!

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What did the angry соw say to it’s enemy
We have beef

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Why did the соw not want to talk to the other соw? because they had beef with eachother

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Moo

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What did the соw say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

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What do you call a соw with two legs? – Lean beef.
What do you call a соw with no legs? – Ground beef.

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What did the соw say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow
“That was a bad joke!”

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What does a news anchor соw say for the weekly broadcast?
“Here’s the beef of the week!”

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