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Why don’t chicken and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them

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How many screws does it take to construct a lеsвiаns bed?
None, it’s all tongue and groove…

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This page could use more “вuтт quack” jokes.

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As a little boy I walked in on my parents having inтеrсоursе one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me “Don’t worry son, I wasn’t hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister.”
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked “Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy.”

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What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop

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I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.

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Teahcer:what does a соw say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker

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How do ducks fart
Out there вuтт quack

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If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.

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Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

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What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs…
A QUACK HEAD!!! My mom must be a duck then…

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I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

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I’m starting a clown shoe store.
It’s no small feat :oD

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My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡

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Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny воnе. Ps: funny воnе is not actually a bone

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Some people think inсеsт jokes are funny.
I just think it’s all relative.

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If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife…
…is that a romantic jester

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Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”

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