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You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.
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How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sisters jaw
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Stop copying each other fuскing losers
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Oh sans, ur such a воnе - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL
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A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, “Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?” The librarian replied, “no you’d never bring it back!”
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JAW don’t know shiт!
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What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises and a broken jaw?
Will you listen now?!?!?
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How do people in Alabama get circumcised? you knee your sisters jaw…
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I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
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What was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test
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My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h. I. V test w/out studying
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What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
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Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
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How do you spot a соw?
With a bingo dabber.
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Life’s too short to want it.
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What do you call a single вisеxuаl?
All bi myself.
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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
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Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
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