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What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

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I’m a clown…
And everyone nose.

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“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker

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What’s a school shooters favorite anime
Assassination classroom

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Yo momma so fат that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

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How did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted

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Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

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Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.

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How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.

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What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.

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Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

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Why can’t the employee tell dirтy laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.

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Why is the mermaid so dirтy?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid

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If someone calls you dirтy minded just say
You are dirтy minded as well if you understand what im saying

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