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Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirтy dishes, messes, and over population

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You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.

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How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sisters jaw

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One did one male whale say to the other male whale?
She’s gonna вlоw!

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Oh sans, ur such a воnе - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL

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A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, “Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?” The librarian replied, “no you’d never bring it back!”

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JAW don’t know shiт!

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What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises and a broken jaw?
Will you listen now?!?!?

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How do people in Alabama get circumcised? you knee your sisters jaw…

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I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section

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What was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test

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My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h. I. V test w/out studying

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So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: aren’t the stars just wonderful?
I’m not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds.
Dad: Well come over hear and take a look.
Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!!
Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said…
Now i’m seeing stars!!!

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Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

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How do you spot a соw?
With a bingo dabber.

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Life’s too short to want it.

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What do you call a single вisеxuаl?
All bi myself.

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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

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