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What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!

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My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say “thats thanksgiving man!”

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A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it’s 95% cabbage.

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U look like burger

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Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun, This news, family neuters furry son

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Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to мurdеr all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.

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Have a great day today

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Number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.

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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess

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I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas
The next day i saw her in the sтriр club across the street

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My girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time………………. Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

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A kid asks hims mom “mom how much do you love me” the mother responds with “i love you as much as i love your brother” the kid looks confused and says “but i don’t have a brother” the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing

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A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.

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911 what’s your emergency
Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead
Well it’s not a living room any more
Me, hangs up

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Error code 404
"Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk. Exe has stopped working

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Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours

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The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,“At the end of this ruler is a idiот”, he got suspended for asking witch end.

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