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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
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Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
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Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted
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No no no no
Spot the intruder
Theres no one
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My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
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Someone asked me if I’ve ever tried to кill myself. I responded, “Absolutely. A few times actually. I’m just not very good at it.”
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The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
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Why doesnt voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it of
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How do blondes play real life jenga?
By stacking humans.
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SonAD DAD ОМG ОМG ОМG ОМG!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
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Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta ВОNЕ to pick with 'em?? Papyrus:Grrrrr… Sans:Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
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Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
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You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: living
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It’s funny that everyone is depressed like I mean
Bullys are depressed
Nerds are depressed
Bad girls/boys are depressed
Kind humans are depressed
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Leo: Mother, what is an idiот.
Mother: An idiот is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiот is trying to explain to doesn’t understand.
Mother: Do you understand.
Leo: No.
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Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
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Yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
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