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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade. Com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.

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I fell down the stairs once.

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Why was the stair case so sad?
Because every one walks on them.

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Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*

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There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.

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Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

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Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts

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On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

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What do you get after a lереr has a hot bath… porridge.

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What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round…

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A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They’re both hot?
A : They’re both massive.

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Why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards…
The steaks were pretty high

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Stephen Hawking:
Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A Tesla

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I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000"
But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

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He:
“Do you smoke after sеx?”
She:
“I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

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