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Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours

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The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,“At the end of this ruler is a idiот”, he got suspended for asking witch end.

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Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let’s go to bed.
Lauren:Fine, but it’s early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room"
Lauren hears noise
Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen.
Lauren: laughs
Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey

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The gas prices are going up that even Нiтlеr is killing himself

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A blonde walks into the Doctors office. She tells the Doctor, " My boyfriend has dandruff". The Doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the Doctors phone rings. He answers, its the Blonde. The Doctor asks how he can help her. " Well Doctor, I understand head, but how do you hove shoulders?"…

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My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone’s breathing masks to laughing gas.

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So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

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A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

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How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

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Why won’t my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

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So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fат вiтсh”.

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My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.

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Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password

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How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.

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Santa and Bill Cosby’s favorite quote " don’t be dumb make sure they’re numb and always use a соndом!"

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The joke is me

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men? – Because they change theirs more often.

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I fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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