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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.

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I fell down the stairs once.

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Why was the stair case so sad?
Because every one walks on them.

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Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*

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There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.

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Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

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Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts

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On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

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What do you get after a lереr has a hot bath… porridge.

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What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round…

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A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They’re both hot?
A : They’re both massive.

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Why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards…
The steaks were pretty high

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Stephen Hawking:
Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A Tesla

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I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000"
But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

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He:
“Do you smoke after sеx?”
She:
“I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

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