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What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.

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A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade

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My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.

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What did the helicopter say
Helicopter: Kobe

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Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt. Everest can’t fly.

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There was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

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In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let’s cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

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How to make time fly
Answer throw a clock out of the window

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NWA: Straight Outta Compton
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

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Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre

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Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

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Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one

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When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder

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How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Кill a child’s parents
Step 2: Do foster care for them
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care

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Why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips

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If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can’t get it.
Biden: falls over on steps

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I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn’t read that number and you didn’t notice that a put a letter in it, no i didn’t but you went back and looked didn’t you.

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