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What is the difference between the snow boots on the earth day today after dinner and walk home

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Yo mama so fат that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Маdоnnа рuff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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I wondered as the rock in the sky got вiggеr and вiggеr than it hit the bottom o f the earth and “explosion”

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What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

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Why is it so hard to make a party on earth?
Because you need to Planet.

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What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:
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I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did

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Every zodiac sign has a hair style except for cancer

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Where do smart hot dogs end up?
The honor roll

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When a asteroid is coming to кill us all:
98.9% of the population: ОМG WERE ALL GONNA DIE
1% of the population: eh… I neber had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO

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Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

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You know chords right? Well You know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sence of power, to just F A-minor.
But thats not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It’s Just solid, you know. If you’re clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or though a bit tricky the D of minors ito the B og minors.
And at this point you’ve gotten the point and if i want to continue it would be a bit of a stetch

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Lorne Armstrong

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended)
What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family

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The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

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What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
…a girl scout that got hit by a car

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