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Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

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Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!!

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My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room
So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it”
My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect”
I said “literally”

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Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

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You cat to be kitten me right meow

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Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends the holder of the nations purse, Fishi Rucksack will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling ‘personal services’ industry, and will be labelled, ‘Sleep out to Help out.’

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Why cant Chinese do anything? The government wont let them.

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Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
Just kitten!

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Why does former
President Donald J. Trump
Still want the
Mexican government to help him to build a wall
To keep them out
Because he is a
Christain nationalist
On steroids

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What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p

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Yankedoodle went to town riding on a computer screen and then they can see the government has to get chili’s

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Kat what I did a cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah so funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time ofDo you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin

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Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.

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Two cats called ‘1,2,3’ & ‘un,deux,trois’ had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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Say Lettuce And Spell CUP

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What was the Nаzi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar

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What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

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I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable

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