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Make sense of what I am saying,
This is a LIE- and that’s the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
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What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream?
America’s funniest home videos
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When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
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When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
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What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five…
The tree left her hanging
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How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him “Do you always tell lies?” (think about it)
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Yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet
She is being born in 2 months
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*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be воnеd up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get воnеd, fuскing numbskull. did those tickle your funny воnе? now i’ve been working down to the воnе typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-воnе. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. воnе-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
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I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
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When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny воnе!
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The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now… its just a touchy subject.
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What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain’s garage have in common?
There’s brains all over the place
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Here are some skeleton jokes
You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone
If that joke didn’t tickle your funny воnе i can give you a real humerous joke
I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone
Im always happy nothing gets under my skin
I made you some turkey for lunch Воnе appetit
Im glad i had you im no longer bonely
Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i’m just giving you one more
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
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My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry …
So I threw a carrot at her
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Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times
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If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hiтlеr was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
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Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom’s nursing home.
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