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Lettuce ketchup

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Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”

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Knock knock lettuce in

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What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift

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What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.

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What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
Don’t look I’m Dressing!

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Roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better

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Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

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You know, most people take rocks for granite… sorry

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What is the differences between a preschool and a реdорhilе’s basement? Little kids leave preschool.

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I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

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What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t

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Apparently rock bottom has a basement… :\

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Hi i am bill

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Rocks are used to much people take em for granite

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Look I didn’t hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

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I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook’s 𝚁𝚘𝚌𝚔 hard abs😉🤭🤣

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I love the way the earth rotates
It really makes my day

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