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Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

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What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!

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How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎
You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊

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What do you call a sad strawberry? a blueberry

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil’s advocado.

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If I was to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel “crummy”

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What kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers

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My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

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How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?

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So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

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Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep

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Jake Paul

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying

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What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!

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What do you call an afgan in the bath. A bath bomb

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Dont be sad because thats das backwards and das not good

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Chuck Norris doesn’t zoom out everything moves backwards

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