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Me:
"Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason"
Friends: comments give reason
Me:
"Notice how i commented nothing
Day later
Mom: let me see your tik tok
Me: shows her the video
Mom: calls suicide
JK she just beat me for posting a video on her

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Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again

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Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse.

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Covid-19 won’t last long… it’s made in China

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Jack and jill went down to hеll to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

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What do they call me when i jack off pulled pork

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The teacher asked the class what sound does a соw make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker

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Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious

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Suicide is never the answer
Suicide is the question
The answer is yes

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When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says hо hо hо say yes Please.

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The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.

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Where to people with no legs go to have fun?
Legno land

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What does a skeleton put on his roof
Shin-gulls

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A skeleton goes sky diving. doesn’t come back in one piece

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What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-Appetit!

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What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull!
- Sans

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Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it

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What is thanos’s favorite video game?
Pokèmon snap

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