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America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: We are not terrorists. Why would ever do that in our history?
The rest of the people: looks at them sтuрid Yall were the first mother fuскеrs to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action.
1 person: You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Yall say it’s heritage and not hate but clearly still a fuскing loser and your flag has an X means wrong. So… Still a loser. People can’t be racist to a racist. It just doesn’t make sense. Im not saying all white people are racist but I am talking about the ones who voted for trump and be blind as hеll. FUСК DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE>
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So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says “tell ya what, spell out “lad” in salad” she spells L A D, Johnny replies “spell “rot” in carrot” she spells R O T, Johnny says “now spell “fuск” in vegetables or fruits” she says “there is no fuск in vegetables or fruits” Johnny exclaims “thats what ive been trying to tell you!”
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A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964 we’d end up bombing North Viet Nam. Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
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One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you weren’t listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said
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What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?
Coldplay
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What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
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These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
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I’m taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
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What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They’re both Headless.
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You’re a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and back in the saddle
You’re on the front line
Everyone’s watching
You know it’s serious we’re getting closer, this isn’t over
The pressure is on
You feel it
But you’ve got it all
Believe it
When you fall get up oh oh
And if you fall get up oh oh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
’Cause this is Africa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Listen to your God
This is our motto
Your time to shine don’t wait in line y vamos por todo
People are raising
Their expectations
Go on and feed them this is your moment no hesitations
Today’s your day
I feel it
You paved the way
Believe it
If you get down get up oh oh
When you get down get up eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Ame la mejole biggi biggi mubbo wa A to Z
Asi tsu zala makyuni biggi biggi mubbo from East to West
Asi waga waga ma eh eh waga waga ma eh eh
Tendency suna tsibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa Africa)
Tsamina mina,
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina
Tsamina mina,
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
This time for Africa
This time for Africa
We’re all Africa
We’re all Africa
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Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
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What did the skeleton play when je joined the band?
A tromBONE
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Don’t you just want to go on a mass мurdеr while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me… OK
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Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him… except Dаfт Punk.
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D’jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they’re a metal cover
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Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction
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What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That
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What’s got 9 arms and sucks
Def Leppard
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