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How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!

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Whats a goats favourite video game?
Mario goat cart!!!

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Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for rарing, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, “You don’t know someone until you walk around in their skin.”

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Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone

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So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin

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Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game

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Sans: why couldn’t the skeleton go to prom
Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry didn’t mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE ВОNЕ SANS…wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Why can’t orphans close their video games?
Because they can’t find the home button

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Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

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Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I’ve got thick skin.

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Walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade

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One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget:
“Stop pirating video games.” Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

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Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.

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What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is, " wii wii"

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Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water… Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man… so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣🤣😁😁🌈

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Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water

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