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Guy 1:
"Tell me a bad pun"
Guy 2:
"Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue"
Guy 1:
"Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference"
Guy 2:
" you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna"
Guy 1:
"Ok where does the glue come in"
Guy 2:
“Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”
You might be

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Do you want to hear a money joke?
Never mind it makes no cents

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus?
Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. – Which makes me an eighth theist.

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1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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What’s the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.

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Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a реdорhilе? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fат аss.

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Why did little sally fall of the swings?
Because she had no arms
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Black holes and hоrny black women have 1 thing in common, they suск everything in sight

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Qo you know why people dont like abortion jokes?
Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.

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Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s worse than Sally in a trash can?
Sally in thirteen trash cans.

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People say that life is short
I say…
Life is the longest thing we ever do

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So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor:
“so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down” and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I’m just fuскin with u she’s DEAD!"

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? – Their knees.

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