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What’s the difference between an onion and a baby?
Nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

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Q. How much сuм does a gаy guy have
A. A вuтт load

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Grammar: It’s the difference between knowing your shiт and knowing you’re shiт.

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There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

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How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

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Last time I got a piece of аss was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

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If tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

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What do you say to a реdорhilе at the beach?
Get out of my son!

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What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them

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How is a woman like a соndом?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your diск.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling
You shoot him in the face

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Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

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What do you call a chicken who crossed the road…suicidal

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The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy sсrеwеd everything up.

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How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

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