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What did the соw say to the blind farmer with only one arm?
Moo

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What you call an animal that moos?
A соw, duмваss.

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Why did the Chef have lots of Соw Friends?
They gave him great Steak tips

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What animal did the соw and snake discuss?
A Moose.

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What did the vet say to the farmer about his terminally ill соw?
It'll beef alright

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What do you get when you cross a соw, an octopus, and a man?
A reprimand from the ethics commissioner.

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What animal can a соw communicate with?
A MOOse.

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What is infront of the Woman, YET, at the back of the Соw?
"W"

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Why did the farmer give the соw a pumpkin?
He wanted to squash his beef.

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A соw and a farmer had a fight
One dinner together later there was no more beef.

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What do you call it when you can't shot a 1000 pound соw?
A big missed steak.

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A teacher asks her first grade class about farm animals...
Teacher:
"What does a fат chicken give you?"
Class:
"Chicken nuggets!!!"
Teacher:
"What does a fат pig give you?"
Class:
"Bacon and ham!!!"
Teacher:
"What does a fат соw give you?"
Class:
"Homework!!!"

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Where did I take my pet Соw on Valentines Day?
To the Moooovies

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The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea соw and it was stolen...
It was a сriме against Hugh's manatee!

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Appropriate since both my sister and girlfriend are on their time of the month
Why is a period called РМS?
Because mad соw disease was already taken.

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How did the соw feel after being diagnosed with вrеаsт cancer?
She was in udder disbelief.

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