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A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...
His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."

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Today I pulled the dad jokes of all dad jokes.
At work, my coworker complained of ear pain. He asked me to look for a bump, so I looked.
Then, I said,
"Oh I know what's causing the pain!" He asked what it was, and I pulled a quarter from his ear..
I should be ashamed.

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Lebron's life is like one big compass...
He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.

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My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago.
The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?
LSD doesn't need to be drunк to hit me.

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What the difference between my dad and a police officer?
I don't need to be black for my dad to beat me.

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I teased my dad about being bald, so he told me he was going to draw lots of rabbits on his head.
From a distance they will look like hares.

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During dinner, Juan asked his mother....
Mamma, why is dad bald?
Well Juan, your father has a lot to think about and is very intelligent, that's why.
But mamma, why do you have such a long hair?
Shut UP Juan and eat your soup!

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Classic dad joke, but in bad taste
So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while.
My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?"
I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(

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Why couldn't a transgender man see his mom and dad after he came out to his family?
Because they became transparents

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Ben was at home looking for his super cool amazingly fantastic awesome dad
When it was clear his dad wasn't inside sitting, he went to the window and saw....
That his dad was outstanding

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How do you make a joke into a dad joke
Make the punchline apparent.

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Today my daughter asked me, "Dad, how do stars die?"
I replied , "Usually an overdose."

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My first memory occurred 9 months before I was born...
... I remember going to this party with my dad but then i went home with my mom.

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Dad, why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes?
Dad: Because son, Bruce Lee was no joke.

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It's never okay to say to your adopted child "I'm not your real dad".
That's a faux pa.

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I want to lose my virginity just like my mom did
On prom night, to my dad.

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My girlfriend looks just like her mother when she does her makeup the right way
I could make myself look like my dad, but I don't have any vanishing cream

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