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Charlie was invited to his friend and wife's house. They were eating dinner when Charlie dropped his napkin. He reached down to pick it up and he saw that the wife had her legs wide open with no раnтiеs on. Quite flustered Charlie excused himself from the table and went to the kitchen. To his utter surprise the wife came in and said "did you like what you saw?" Charlie smiled and said "yes" he looked towards where the husband was sat."well come tomorrow lunch and bring $500 and you can explore the rest" the wife said. Charlie knew that he couldn't afford to spend the night with her. "okay. but what about your husband?" the wife gave out a little sigh and said "oh don't worry about him. he'll be at work" the next day Charlie turned up to the wife's house with the money and banged her. Charlie left and the husband came back home. he asked "did Charlie come over today?" thinking she had been caught she said "yes" the husband carried on "did he give you the whole $500?" she replied "yes" the husband let out a huff. "phewww, he came by my work today and asked me for the money. he didn't tell me why but I gave it to him and he said he would drop it off with you around lunch"
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Отпуштање Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Sperm Bank Ξανθιά απολυμένη Ληστεία στην τράπεζα Ληστεία. ночная смена в лабе спермабанка. сидит одна лаборантка на... Мъж с маска и автомат влиза в сграда с надпис "Банка": A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. Deux potes gays discutent. L'un d'eux dit : This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused Un homme rentre cagoulé et armé dans la banque du sperme Il pointe la femme à l'accueil avec son arme et dit: "je veux que vous buviez tout les flacons devant vous" La femme s'exécute afin de sauver sa vie puis lorsqu'elle fini le braqueur dit: "tu vois chérie quand tu veux" Mon pote gay vient de se faire licencier de son poste à la banque du sperme. Apparemment il buvait au travail... Ein maskierter Mann stürmt in eine Samenbank und hält der Frau am Empfang ein Waffe an den Kopf. Darauf die Frau: "Verzeihen sie ¿Por qué le hecharon a un maricón de un banco de semen? -¡Por beber en el trabajo! Un type est devant une banque... Il se cagoule sort son flingue et entre pour agresser la standardiste. Il lui dit : - Mène moi au coffre sinon je te tue ! Elle s'exécute Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job. Varför fick bögen sparken från sperma banken? Han drack på jobbet ¿Por qué un gay que trabajaba en un banco de semen fue despedido? Por beber en el trabajo Miksi blondi sai potkut spermapankista? Jäi kiinni töissä ryyppäämisestä. Har du hørt om homsen som fikk sparken fra sædbanken? - Han drakk på jobben... Een gemaskerde overvaller stormt een bank binnen. Hij richt zijn pistool op de vrouw achter de balie en roept : 'Doe de kluis open Un uomo mascherato piomba in una Banca dello Sperma impugnando una grossa pistola: “Fermi tutti” Deine Mutter wird bei der Samenbank gefeuert Spotyka się dwóch gejów: - Co słychać? - A wiesz... Zwolnili mnie z roboty. - Gdzie pracowałeś? - W banku spermy. - A za co Cię wywalili? - Piłem w pracy. - Har du hört om bögen som jobbade på spermabanken? - ??? - Han fick sparken för att han drack på jobbet. Hørt om blondinen som jobbet i sædbanken og fikk sparken? - Hun ble tatt i å drikke på jobb... Det var en gång en kille som fick sparken från arbetet på Spermabanken. Orsaken var att han drack på jobbet… Un tip intra intr-o Banca de sperma Влегува тип со маска на глава во банка: Отвори сефот да не те отепам мори и немој да си помислила нешто! Ама господине да ви кажам ова не е банка... Доста мори отварај сефот или готова си! Ама... Chlap v černé kukle a se samopalem v ruce vběhne do spermabanky. Vystřelí dávku do stropu a zařve: „Všichni k zemi!” Vyplašená úřednice jenom vykoktá: „Ale to jste se spletl
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sеx for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she веnт over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lusт took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
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