Facebook Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

251

0

When I was young I used to have an imaginary friend, now I’m on facebook I have 319.

222

0

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

193

0

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.

62

0

Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.

57

1

I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by:
"For my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."

51

0

I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.

45

0

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see sтuрid сrар people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.

43

0

Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"

41

0

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

41

0

Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

41

0

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their вuтт with an iPad.

41

0

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

38

0

Yo mama so sтuрid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

38

0

Status: I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.

37

0

Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."

37

0

Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.

36

0

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.

34

0