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What is the difference between a Ford and a тамроn?
A тамроn comes with it's own tow rope

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How can they improve a Ford Focus?
Put a Toyota engine in it

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What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
Rust-in-peace

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How do you make a Ford go faster downhill?
Turn off the engine

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What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley is much easier to push

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What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
Max speed - 60 km/h - Fords do best you can. Why did the Ford cross the road? To pick up the bits it lost yesterday

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Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home

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Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not?
Because Opel can't get anything to run that slow.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a Ford?
A golf ball can be driven 300 yards

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Why does Ford still manufacture cars and trucks?
They're trying to keep the towing industy alive.

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