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What do you call a woman who has a ваsтаrd with Aerys Targaryens son?
Stark Raving Mad.

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What do you call free folk after they die?
Wight trash.

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Did you hear about the mad king?
He was upset he married slapping beauty.

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What does Ramsay Bolton call Fат Waldas children?
Frey pigs in a blanket.

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Why are dragons hard to work with?
They fire everyone!

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Why does Jaime Lannister wish he was poor?
Because he needs hand-me-downs.

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What is the High Sparrow trying to do?
Make Westeros Great Again.

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What's a white walkers favorite bean?
A human bean.

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How does a Targaryen retake the seven kingdoms?
Khal (call) Drogo.

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Have you heard the song Sansa Stark wrote about her family?
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

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What do you call a Disney movie about the Nights Watch?
Wall-E.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?
Because he never pays his debts.

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What do canines watch to learn about the dog-eat-dog world?
Game of Bones.

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What happens when the unsullied become hоrny?
They turn into еunuсh-horns (unicorns).

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What's the difference between Robin Arryn and the Lady of Bear Island?
Ones a sassy little girl the other one is Lyanna Mormont.

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Why did Cersei order the Starks direwolf to be executed?
She has no Sansa humor.

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Which Game of Thrones character is always in the Christmas spirit?
Ho Но Hodor.

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Why shouldn't the people of Dorne hold a grudge?
Cause their already use to fuскing everybody.

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