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How do you wake up Sansa Stark?
Softly Turn Her.

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How do you surrender to the White Walkers?
Raise the wight flag.

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What happens after you realize a main character hasn't died recently on Game of Thrones?
You get Starkophobia.

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Why is Ygritte so immature?
She likes playing with snowballs.

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Sand Snakes: Sisters before Misters.
Night's Watch: Crows Before Hoes.

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If King Joffrey was anymore inвrеd, he'd be a sandwich.

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Dear HBO, Sansa Stark doesn't marry Ramsey Bolton, Arya kidding me.

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Yo momma so fат, the entire Bolton family had to marry her.

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Be nice to Arya or she'll add your name to her prayer list at night.

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Not every hero holds a weapon, some just "Hold the Door".

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Yo momma so sтuрid, she hired Walder Frey as a Wedding Planner.

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Jorah Mormont saw the world in black and white until someone gave him greyscale.

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I heard all the free folk are in Hardhome, then again it might be a little wight lie.

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The awkward moment when you start to like the bad guys.

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On a scale of one to Sansa Stark, How much do you regret your childhood crush?

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The Lannisters and Starks make the Hatfields and Mccoys look like a pillow fight.

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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Arya!
Arya who?
Arya gonna be nice and open the door or am I going to have to put your name on my prayer list at night.

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I may be an Imp, but I never go limp.

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