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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s вrеаsт.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.

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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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What do you get when you put root вееr in a square glass?
Beer.

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.

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Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).

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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.

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POST Server image uploads in android are easy.

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Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.

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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.

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