Helen Keller Jokes

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?
That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: She's a woman.

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Q: How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand?
Because she uses the other one to sing

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?
Endless love

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Helen Keller walks into a bar
Then into a chair
Then into a table

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(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone?
Senseless violence.

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Why could no one hear Helen Keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge?
She was wearing mittens

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Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well?
Neither did she.
Edit:Alternate Punchline Below
She screamed her hands off.

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Did you hear about the shooting at Helen Keller's house?
She didn't either.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller?
Neither did she.

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What did Helen Keller's parent's give her to keep her busy?
A basketball.

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