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I frequently help my uncle Jack off his horse
He’s much to old to do it on his own

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The mailman asked the farmer if he had a horse that smoked sigars
Farmer replied no
‘Then your barn is on fire’
Edit: cigars obviously

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I've been told to take 'hung like a horse' off my tinder profile
Apparently My Little Pony doesn't count

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Another horse walks into a bar
The barman says "why the long face?"
And the horse replies "because my entire family were killed and served to customers in Subway.

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I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule.
Seems he half-assed it...

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So this guy comes in a smokeshop
So this guy comes in a smokeshop.
No wait! A horse!
So this guy comes in a horse

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?
He wanted stable employment

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Where can you find a mormon horse?
Salt Liск City.

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