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I feel bad for сuммing on my turtle
Why the fuск would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching роrn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The роrnо was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest роrn I have ever watch and honestly I’m probably going to watch роrn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I сuм, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn’t feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my duмваss forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to сuм. I didn’t want to сuм everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a мотhеrfuскеr. My turtle was painted with my сuм in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn’t say a word about it, he didn’t move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
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Why the fuск would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching роrn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The роrnо was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest роrn I have ever watch and honestly I’m probably going to watch роrn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I сuм, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn’t feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my duмваss forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to сuм. I didn’t want to сuм everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a мотhеrfuскеr. My turtle was painted with my сuм in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn’t say a word about it, he didn’t move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.