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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the сrавs fresh.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, if brains were dynamite, she couldn't вlоw her nose.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs.

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Yo' Mama is like marijuana - everyone does her, but no one admits it.

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Yo' Mama is like a shotgun: one соск, and she's ready to вlоw.

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Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps, her teeth shiver.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra for having to touch her.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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