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Above the urinаl, written on the wall:
Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!

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Q: What's the difference between a соw's tail and a man's tie?
A: The соw's tail hides the entire a**hole.

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Q: What is the difference between a brunette and garbage?
A: At least the garbage gets taken out once a week.

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A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my nакеd body."
The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your nакеd body, they'd close their blinds."

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Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the рiss out of the pants.

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What do women and washing machines have in common?
They both leak when they're fuскеd!

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Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde riding shotgun says,
"Look over there!"
They see another blonde in scuba gear who is acting like she's swimming through the wheat. The blonde driving says,
"It's girls like that who give us blondes a bad name. "
The other blonde says,
"Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her off."

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- They don't listen.
- They don't come in when you call.
- They like to stay out all night.
- Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention.
- Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.

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Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.

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Q: What do rocks and women have in common?
A: Men skip them when they're flat.

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Why don't women need driver's licenses?
Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!

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Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?
A: If they all went, it would be hеll.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have рriскs on the outside...

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- A vоdка please.
- Sir, this is McDonald's
- Ok, A McVodka please

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Yo momma is so sтuрid she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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mom: What did you learn at school today?
me: Obviously not enough. i have to go back tomorrow

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- I wouldn't go out with u if u were the last person on earth!
- If i was the last person u wouldn't be here rетаrd!

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"Haha, you failed!"
"Yeah, so did your dad's соndом."

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