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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."

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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her viвrатоr went soft.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like shiт."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies.
"But, I do."

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Yo mommas so sтuрid she failed a survey.

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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her раnтiеs off.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put the operator on speed dial.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.

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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!

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