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Το πιο άσχημο μωρό The baby Το άσχημο μωρό Една жена се качила в автобус с бебето си. Шофьорът казал: В автобусе едет женщина с ребёнком.Заходит пьяный мужик: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says Uma mulher entra no ônibus com seu filho e o motorista se espanta: Wchodzi kobieta z czarnym dzieckiem na rękach do autobusu. - Fuj Kommt eine Frau mit ihrem Kind auf dem Arm in den Bus. Sagt der Busfahrer: "Mensch sie haben aber ein häßliches Kind!" Schockiert und immer noch verärgert setzt sich die Frau in den Bus. Ihr... På en buss i London satt en ung kvinna med sin baby i famnen när en berusad man klev på och stannade framför henne. Mannen tittade en lång stund på barnet och sa sedan så högt att alla i bussen... Met haar baby van zes dagen op de arm stapt Annie de bus in. "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" zei de chauffeur Annie stapt de bus in met haar pasgeboren baby op haar arm. Zegt de buschauffeur: 'Tering! Zo'n lelijk kind heb ik nog nooit gezien!' Annie wordt boos en gaat helemaal achterin de bus zitten. Een... En dame går på en buss med babyen sin. Bussjåføren sier: - Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. Æsj!. Dama finner seg et sete og setter seg ned O femeie cu un copil in brate se urca in autobuz. Soferul Zice: - Aoleu Een vrouw staat samen met haar baby op de arm te wachten bij een bushalte. Als de bus aan komt en de vrouw instapt zegt de buschauffeur: "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" De vrouw... En dame går på bussen med babyen sin A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out Kadın bebeğiyle otobüse binerken otobüs şöförü kendini tutamayıp şöyle demiş: - Aman tanrım ne kadar çirkin bir bebek... Kadın sinirle biletini kutuya basmış A lady boards the bus with her baby. The bus driver looks at the baby and says "that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!" The lady finds a seat and she is mad as hell. She tells the guy in the seat... A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says Uma Senhora estava sentada com o seu filhinho no colo En kvinde kommer ind i en bus med en baby på armen... Chaufføren kigger længe på ungen og udbryder: "Hold da kæft en grim unge" Kvinden sætter sig bagest i bussen Moteris su mažu vaiku įlipa į mikroautobusą. Vairuotojas imdamas pinigus
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunк staggering along the road.
He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunк, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Dамn, that is one ugly child!."
As the drunк wandered off, the lady burst into tears.
Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.
"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.
"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.
"Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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As a child, I was afraid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realized people are more scary.
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Yo mama's so fат that, after sеx I rolled over twice and was still on the вiтсh!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Yo mama so sтuрid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you liск, you stick, you send her away.
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Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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