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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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Sotia isi intreaba sotul: - Dragule
A wife asked her husband:
"What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sеxy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."
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You know you are getting old when the smile beside your bedside isn't that same smile. It's your teeth in a jam jar
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Anwälte ersetzen Ratten
Two Scientists were working late discussing ideas about behavior modification studies.
Porque razon los cientificos ocupan cada vez mas abogados que ratas en sus experimentos ? 1) Hay mas abogados que ratas. 2) Nadie va a reclamar porque mates un abogado de mas. 3) La anatomia de los...
I USA kommer man att börja använda advokater som försöksdjur i stället för råttor. Det blir inga protester för det är ingen som tycker att advokater är gulliga... Det finns alldeles för många. De...
- O Instituo Pasteur anunciou que eles não vão mais usar ratos em experiências médicas. No lugar dos ratos
I Californien er man begyndt at bruge advokater som forsøgsdyr i stedet for rotter. Det er der 3 grunde til: 1. Der er flere advokater end rotter 2. Det er ikke alt
В Калифорния започнаха да използват адвокати като експериментални животни вместо плъхове
Miksi tiedemiehet käyttävät kokeissaan rottia asianajajien asemasta? Rotilla on inhimmillisempi katse.
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
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