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I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain.
A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll...
Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right?
What's up with those losers?

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Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No.
Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No.
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Ooh, okaaay, then you don't HAVE a brain!

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Your like a highschool dropout.
No class.

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Does your аss ever get jealous of the shiт that comes out of your mouth?

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Skrillex is really clumsy.
- How do you know that?
Cause he's always droppin the bass.

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Your like a penny. 2 faced, worthless, and commonly found on the street.

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The cop pulled me over the other day and said,
"Papers?" I responded with, "Scissors. I win!" The cop slowly drove away from his horrible defeat.

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Here's your knife, I found it in my back again.

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I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

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Teacher - "Get out a piece of paper."
Me - "Look at me now."
Teacher - "Excuse me?"
Me - "I'm getting paper."

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- There's a 'U' in beautiful.
- Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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- Can I have your name?
- Why? Don't you already have one?

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Teacher - "The test is very easy."
Me - "Sure it is вiтсh, you already know the answers."

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That's a nice attitude! Where'd you get it, Abercrombie & b*tch?

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Sorry sarcasm falls from my mouth like sтuрid falls from yours

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Not calling you a whоrе or anything, but you have been on more wieners then Heinz ketchup!

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Do you hear that?
It's the sound of no one caring.

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Your comebacks вlоw more than your mom

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