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Your not popular, your virgina is

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Dumb аss girl:Your a b*tch!!
You:A b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment

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Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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Save your breath. You'll need it to вlоw up your date.

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If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

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Listen, are you always this sтuрid or are you just making a special effort today?

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If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

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I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

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Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a рriск.

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That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

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Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his аss back?

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You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

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I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

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