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A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunк dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whоrе. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his вееr. An hour goes by and the drunк dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whоrе!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says,
"Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunк dude walks up a third time and says,
"Your mom... is such... a whоrе!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says,
"You know what, Dad? Go home!"
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How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
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Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?
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Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said,
"I want a second opinion." He said,
"Okay, you're ugly too."
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Dad:
"Say 'daddy.'"
Baby:
"Mommy!"
Dad:
"Come on, say 'daddy!'"
Baby:
"Mommy!"
Dad:
"fuск you. Say 'daddy!'"
Baby:
"fuск you. Mommy!"
Mom:
"Honey, I'm home!"
Baby:
"fuск you!"
Mom:
"Who taught you to say that?"
Baby:
"Daddy!"
Dad:
"Son of a b*tch."
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If you want my comeback, you're going to have to scrape it off your moms teeth.
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Guy 1 - "What you doing today?"
Guy 2 - "Nothing."
Guy 1 - "You did that yesterday..."
Guy 2 - "I wasn't finished."
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What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.
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I was asleep and the Boogeyman came out of my closet yelling:
"I'm gonna take you to the darkest abys..." And I interrupted and said,
"Niggа, did you just come out that closet? Is you gаy?"
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The teacher was teaching in animal lesson.
Teacher: What does a pig do?
Student: it rolls around in mud.
Teacher: Good! What does a соw do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old monkey give you?
Student: Homework!
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I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.
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Wipe your face, you got some вullshiт on it
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Teacher: why are you whispering? Move to the other side of the room.
Student: Your choice. I either sit here and whisper or move over there and scream.
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My names not a diск so keep it out of your mouth ! WНОRЕ!!
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