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Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shiт.

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Guy: You support gаy rights so you must be gay
Other Guy: I also support animal rights. DO I LOOK LIKE A FUСКING ALPACA???

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Bully: Hey diскhеаd how is your day?(Bully is saying to much shiт) New kid: I bet your аss is getting jealous of all the shiт coming out your mouth.
Class: OOOHHHH!!!

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Fат Girl: lol I hate the gym so much
Guy: Did you mean to put a 'h' there?

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Bully: You have no friends!
Me: Actually I do have friends only that you don't know them because they wouldn't socialize with someone like you.
Everyone: Turn Down For What!!!!!!

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Comeback for gаy people!
Girl: Hey! You Fат Вiтсh! Why You So F*cking Gаy?
Boy: Because Girls Are Вiтсhеs!
Girl: So Your Gаy?! Ha!
Boy: Well At least I Can Get A Boy Friend!
Class: OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

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Вiтсh: A wise man once told me to be myself and now I'm way ahead of you in life
Me: Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice

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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

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You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.

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Boy: Hey can I call my mom from your phone? Me: Sure yeah! Just press redial.

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Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
Boyfriend: Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
Girlfriend: But its morning Boyfriend: Exactly

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Guy: Sorry, I don't speak racist.
Me: No you don't, you speak вullshiт.

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Teacher- " What do you call a person who talks about things no one cares about? "
You- " A teacher. "

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Guy:What are the must-sees for the museum?
Me: The exit

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White Guy: Why are your eyes so stretched and small? (Everyone Laughs) Asian Guy: To make your diск look big (Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!)

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Bully: You're ugly, Why do you even bother coming to school.
You: I'm sorry i don't wake up every morning just to impress you.

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You: Dad I just had sеx!
Dad: Really? Come sit down
You: I cant, my but hurts!
Dad:...
Im not a hомо, just a funny joke

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What to do if someone calles you fат:
Yes, I am fат, but you're ugly and that will never change. At least I can diet.

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