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Loser: Fail!
Me: That's what your mom said when she gave birth to you

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We're you made in a lab, cause dамn you are one failed experiment.

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Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Why?
Mom: Guests are coming over for dinner!
Me: Are we having dinner in MY room all of a sudden?

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White Kid: SUСК MY СОСК!
Me: Oh, are you repeating what you heard in your mom's room last night?

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Kid: can I have a5 million dollars mommy?
Mom: money doesn't grow on trees!
Kid: what is money made out of?
Mom: paper..
Kid: what is paper made of?
Mom: wood..
Kid:where does wood from?
Mom: trees..
Kid: see money does grow on trees!
Mom: ...
Kid: so ... Where's my money at?????

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Boy: Dамn your friend is cute
Girl: You didnt even see her face
Boy: But I saw that ass
Girl: Yeah the аss you will never get
Boy: Yeah and the аss you will never have
Girl:..............

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My friend max tells me "Suск my diск". I then said,
"There's nothing there so i dont know what you want me to suск".

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Demanding Youtuber: You're in trouble for copyright infringement! This video must be deleted!
You: That's a relief. I thought you found out I posted your photo on uglypeopleDOTcom saying it was my stepmom!

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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

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Emo guy: How many times did you give the Head Teacher a вlоwjов to move up a grade? Smart guy: How many times did you stared at your mom's рuвеs to make you realise that you want to be an emo?

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Diск:you should put a соndом on your head cuase if your gunna act like a diск you might as well dress like one
Class:OHHHH
Me:you should put a тамроn on becuase if your gunna be a рussy you might as well be like one
Class:OHHHHHHHHHHH
Dick:........

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Diск face: I'm so f*cking tired of you!
Me: then go to sleep dumbass

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Bully:
"You need drink a cup of concrete and harden up"
Nerd:
"That's not what your mom says"

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Bully:says your gay
You:Mate, take your тамроn off so we can talk like real men

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Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.
Teacher:...

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Boy: Which direction did the 5 gаy guys walk
Girl: idk get 5 of your friends and walk in that direction

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Bully: You're such a рussy!
Me: Well... You are what you eat

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Guy: You know, my diск should have a sign on it that says "choking hazard"
Me: Doesn't that refer to SMALL objects?

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