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"Bully points at ur shoes"
Bully: FAKE KMART SHOES HAHAHAHA
You: at least my Kmart shoes are realer than ur one dollar crocs

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(Girl is talking shiт)
Another girl walks up: Spreading rumors again? At least you're doing something besides spreading your legs.
Girl talking shiт:...

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Bully- " my diск is a choking hazard!"
You- " well choking hazard things are small !"

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I'm no gynecologist but you're definitely a рussy.

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Bully: Hey b*tch why are you so gay
Nerd: cause i saw your mom naked

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Bully: You're gаy.
Victim: Yeah, I'm really happy. You're a homosexual.

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- Someone says something about you or boring.
- You, Say it to my вuтт because its the only thing that gives a сrар.

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I think "dildо" is an acceptable insult.
Like I'd call you a diск, but you're not real enough.

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Guy: is ur name Google?
Girl: no why?
Guy: cuz ur everything I'm looking for
Girl: is ur name yahoo answers??
Guy: no why?
Girl: cuz u ask sтuрid questions

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I don't think ugly people know they're ugly. I was at a party with a friend the other night. He says to me, 'Look at that chick over there. She's a dog.' I said, 'So are you. Go over and say hello. Just don't have any kids.'

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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fат? Cut off your head.

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Such a little man, such a drama queen.

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Person: No one likes you
Me: Well thats hard to say considering if we killed everyone that hated you it wouldn't be a мurdеr, it would be an apocalypse!

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So I was in class this one time.
The teacher was just sitting there looking at me. Me: Take a picture they last longer.
Teacher: What did you say to me?
Me: Well I know I didn't studder, but wait I just remembered last time you picked up a camera it broke.
Teacher: Are you talking back to me?
Me: Well if I didn't that would just be plain f*cking rude.

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Your certficet is a sorry letter from the соndом factorie

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Women do not age pretty. We just fall the hеll apart.

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Once upon a happier time, I actually gave a f*ck.

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I was sweating like a beach full of albinos.

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