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Jеrк: You're Gay
You: And you only touched two рussiеs, a cat and yourself
Others:OHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Bully:you have no hair by your dick
Me:you shoul check your mom's mouth

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If you're diск was any smaller they'd call you stump. If you're рussy was any wider they could house migrants there.

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Jеrк. your fат.
You. i can get rid of of my fат one thing u cant get is your nasty аss face bicth

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Ex: You need me b*tch.
Girl: Are You Air?
Ex: Tf No.
Girl: Are you Water?
Ex: Wтf No!
Girl: Then I will never need you b*tch.

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Do you know me
Yes
Are you sure Yes
Kcock knock
Whos there i thought you said you knew me

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Do you want to see something sтuрid? Look in the mirror!

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I was at a club in San Francisco... and I hear, way in the back of the room, this:
'You suск. Get off the stage. You stink.' The thing that bugged me about it was I heard it, but also, I comped these people in to see the show for free. I figured, because it was their 35th wedding anniversary, they'd be proud to see their son on stage.

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Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

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Bully: (mean comment)
You: If you're gonna be a diск, I hear they have a job at the hospital for you to be stitched to a new crotch.

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Hoboken -- lovely town, often called 'the Tennessee of New Jersey,' I believe.

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No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?

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You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

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Girl:....
Me: Why are you staring at me Girl: Cuz your ugly I can't look away Me: Is that what your mom said when you were born

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Your соск is so small you could use it to floss teeth.

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Someone: Who's that ugly b*tch that you were talking to?
Me: Your mom!

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