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It has been known for many...
It has been known for many years that sеx is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sеxuаl activities.
Now, after original and proprietary research, they are proud to present the results:
Removing her clothes:
With her consent………… 12 Calories
Without her consent…….. 187 Calories
Opening her вrа:
With both hands………… 8 Calories
With one hand………….. 12 Calories
With your teeth………….85 Calories
Putting on a соndом:
With an еrестiоn……….. 6 Calories
Without an еrестiоn……. 315 Calories
Preliminaries:
Trying to find the сliтоris.. 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot. 92 Calories
Positions:
Missionary……………. 52 Calories
69 lying down…………..78 Calories
69 standing up……….. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow………….. 216 Calories
Her on top……………. 524 Calories
Doggy Style…………… 726 Calories
Donkey punch………….. 912 Calories
Orgasmic:
Real………………112 Calories
False……………. 315 Calories
Post оrgаsм:
Lying in bed hugging…….. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately…….36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…………….816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ЕRЕСТIОN: If you are
20-29 years old…….. 36 Calories
30-39 years………… 80 Calories
40-49 years………….1124 Calories
50-59 years……….. 1972 Calories
60-69 years……….. 2916 Calories
70 and over…. Results are still pending
Dressing up afterwards:
Calmly………… 32 Calories
In a hurry…….. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door… ……………1218 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door…………….. 5521 Calories
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Now, after original and proprietary research, they are proud to present the results:
Removing her clothes:
With her consent………… 12 Calories
Without her consent…….. 187 Calories
Opening her вrа:
With both hands………… 8 Calories
With one hand………….. 12 Calories
With your teeth………….85 Calories
Putting on a соndом:
With an еrестiоn……….. 6 Calories
Without an еrестiоn……. 315 Calories
Preliminaries:
Trying to find the сliтоris.. 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot. 92 Calories
Positions:
Missionary……………. 52 Calories
69 lying down…………..78 Calories
69 standing up……….. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow………….. 216 Calories
Her on top……………. 524 Calories
Doggy Style…………… 726 Calories
Donkey punch………….. 912 Calories
Orgasmic:
Real………………112 Calories
False……………. 315 Calories
Post оrgаsм:
Lying in bed hugging…….. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately…….36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…………….816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ЕRЕСТIОN: If you are
20-29 years old…….. 36 Calories
30-39 years………… 80 Calories
40-49 years………….1124 Calories
50-59 years……….. 1972 Calories
60-69 years……….. 2916 Calories
70 and over…. Results are still pending
Dressing up afterwards:
Calmly………… 32 Calories
In a hurry…….. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door… ……………1218 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door…………….. 5521 Calories