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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

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A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network реnетrатiоn and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."

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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.

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There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.

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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and вiтсh about the lack of obscure features!

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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!

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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’

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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."

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I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.

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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.

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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.

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What do you call a веnт iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.

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Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.

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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.

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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.

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