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Programming is like sеx.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed.
The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain.
They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane.
They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed".
The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong".
The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
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The Engineer and the Frog Verzauberter Frosch новый русский идёт мимо болота Вървял си един програмист и гледа - жаба! Взел я той A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said Als ein Ingenieur eines Tages die Straße überquerte An old man who loves to fish Un ingegnere sta attraversando la strada Un ingénieur traversait la rue lorsqu'une grenouille l'arrêta et lui dit : - Si tu m'embrasses Un programmeur découvre une petite grenouille sur son chemin. La grenouille lui parle et dit :"Je suis une véritable belle et jolie princesse En dag mötte en grön liten groda en man när hon hoppade över vägen. Grodan kväkte åt mannen: - Om du kysser mig blir jag en vacker prinsessa. Mannen plockade upp grodan och satte den i fickan.... Ein Informatiker findet im Wald einen sprechenden Frosch und steckt ihn in die Tasche. Nach einer Weile sagt der Frosch: „Hallo Mies oli eräänä päivänä ylittämässä katua Insinööri kävelee töihin. Matkalla hän löytää puhuvan sammakon joka sanoo: - Suutele minua! Minä muutun ihanaksi prinsessaksi ja saat tehdä minulle mitä vain haluat! Insinööri nostaa sammakon... Um Geek (fanático por computadores) estava atravessando a rua quando vê um sapo que abre a boca e começa a falar: — "Se você me beijar Un programator mergea pe stradă cînd o broască îl strigă şi îi spune: - Dacă mă săruţi Mannen var ute och gick då han såg en groda som sa: - Kyss mig så blir jag en prinsessa! Mannen lade grodan i fickan. Då sa grodan: - Jag är en prinsessa. Kyss mig så stannar jag i en vecka hos... Ein Informatiker geht durch den Park. Dabei spricht ihn ein Frosch an: "Ich bin eine verwunschene Prinzessin. Wenn Du mich küsst und heiratest verwandle ich mich zurück und bin für immer Dein!"....
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sеx for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sеx for a whole year!"
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sеx for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies.
"I don't have time for sеx. But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
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A programmer: What people think i do,  what my parents think i o, what i think i do, what i really do
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Why should you never fаrт in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
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Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
There are too many bugs.
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